Watch Your Profanity: the season's bluest comment section

Most explicit-language comments per 1,000.

This season’s winner
Florida State
Seminoles · ACC · 5–7
60.4
Explicit / 1k

Questions about this award

Who won Watch Your Profanity this season?
Florida State, at 60.4 explicit-language comments per 1,000. Miami was runner-up at 54.6, with Michigan third at 52.2.
How is Watch Your Profanity decided?
By the season's classifications alone, with no vote and no panel: every fanbase that clears the volume floor is scored on explicit-language comments per 1,000, and the award goes to the top of that list. The median across the 100 fanbases ranked here is 20.6.
Every fanbase on this metric

Full standings

Rank
Team
Explicit / 1k
1
Florida State
ACC · 5–7
60.4
2
Miami
ACC · 13–3
54.6
3
Michigan
Big Ten · 9–4
52.2
4
Oregon
Big Ten · 13–2
50.4
5
Ohio State
Big Ten · 12–2
49
6
Texas
SEC · 10–3
48.5
7
Florida
SEC · 4–8
44.4
8
Arkansas
SEC · 2–10
43.1
9
North Carolina
ACC · 4–8
42.6
10
Syracuse
ACC · 3–9
42.4
11
Nebraska
Big Ten · 7–6
41.5
12
Michigan State
Big Ten · 4–8
40.8
13
Wisconsin
Big Ten · 4–8
40.3
14
Oklahoma
SEC · 10–3
39.9
15
Boise State
Mountain West · 9–5
38.5
16
UCLA
Big Ten · 3–9
38.2
17
Virginia Tech
ACC · 3–9
36.5
18
Texas A&M
SEC · 11–2
35.9
19
Arizona State
Big 12 · 8–5
35.5
20
LSU
SEC · 7–6
35.3
21
South Carolina
SEC · 4–8
35.3
22
Utah
Big 12 · 11–2
35.3
23
Maryland
Big Ten · 4–8
34.7
24
Vanderbilt
SEC · 10–3
34.2
25
USC
Big Ten · 9–4
34
26
Kansas
Big 12 · 5–7
32.7
27
Clemson
ACC · 7–6
32.5
28
Fresno State
Mountain West · 9–4
32
29
South Florida
American · 9–4
31.7
30
Kentucky
SEC · 5–7
30.1
31
Georgia
SEC · 12–2
29.9
32
UNLV
Mountain West · 10–4
29.7
33
Washington
Big Ten · 9–4
29.7
34
Arizona
Big 12 · 9–4
29.5
35
Tulane
American · 11–3
28.3
36
Tennessee
SEC · 8–5
27.8
37
Iowa State
Big 12 · 8–4
27.5
38
San Diego State
Mountain West · 9–4
27.5
39
Illinois
Big Ten · 9–4
26.7
40
Kansas State
Big 12 · 6–6
26.4
41
Washington State
Pac-12 · 7–6
26.4
42
Oklahoma State
Big 12 · 1–11
25.9
43
Mississippi State
SEC · 5–8
25.8
44
Ole Miss
SEC · 13–2
25.6
45
Louisville
ACC · 9–4
25.4
46
NC State
ACC · 8–5
23.7
47
Houston
Big 12 · 10–3
22.7
48
Oregon State
Pac-12 · 2–10
22.6
49
UConn
Independent · 9–4
22
50
West Virginia
Big 12 · 4–8
22
51
Duke
ACC · 9–5
19.2
52
Stanford
ACC · 4–8
19.1
53
Boston College
ACC · 2–10
17.5
54
Texas State
Sun Belt · 7–6
17.4
55
UTSA
American · 7–6
17.4
56
Minnesota
Big Ten · 8–5
16.7
57
Hawaii
Mountain West · 9–4
16.5
58
Alabama
SEC · 11–4
16
59
Louisiana Tech
C-USA · 8–5
15.8
60
Coastal Carolina
Sun Belt · 6–7
15.7
61
Georgia Southern
Sun Belt · 7–6
14.8
62
UCF
Big 12 · 5–7
14.5
63
North Texas
American · 12–2
14
64
Rutgers
Big Ten · 5–7
13.6
65
Purdue
Big Ten · 2–10
13.4
66
North Dakota State
FCS · 12–1
13.3
67
SMU
ACC · 9–4
13.3
68
Pittsburgh
ACC · 8–5
13.1
69
Appalachian State
Sun Belt · 5–8
12.3
70
Penn State
Big Ten · 7–6
11.8
71
UTEP
C-USA · 2–10
11.4
72
Toledo
MAC · 8–5
11.3
73
Army
American · 7–6
11.1
74
Ohio
MAC · 9–4
10.7
75
Sam Houston
C-USA · 2–10
10.7
76
East Carolina
American · 9–4
10.5
77
Notre Dame
Independent · 10–2
10.5
78
Georgia Tech
ACC · 9–4
9.3
79
Marshall
Sun Belt · 5–7
8.5
80
UAB
American · 4–8
8.1
81
Wake Forest
ACC · 9–4
8
82
Western Michigan
MAC · 10–4
8
83
Colorado State
Mountain West · 2–10
7.5
84
Cincinnati
Big 12 · 7–6
7.4
85
Auburn
SEC · 5–7
7.3
86
Navy
American · 11–2
7.3
87
Southern Miss
Sun Belt · 7–6
7.3
88
Iowa
Big Ten · 9–4
6.7
89
Troy
Sun Belt · 8–6
6.7
90
Indiana
Big Ten · 16–0
6.6
91
Memphis
American · 8–5
6.6
92
Central Michigan
MAC · 7–6
6.4
93
BYU
Big 12 · 12–2
6.2
94
Missouri
SEC · 8–5
5.6
95
James Madison
Sun Belt · 12–2
4.9
96
Wyoming
Mountain West · 4–8
4.4
97
Colorado
Big 12 · 3–9
4
98
Texas Tech
Big 12 · 12–2
3.9
99
Virginia
ACC · 11–3
3.3
100
TCU
Big 12 · 9–4
2.6
Below volume threshold: too few comments to rank on this award
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Baylor
Big 12 · 5–7
–
–
New Mexico
Mountain West · 9–4
–
–
Delaware
C-USA · 7–6
–
–
Liberty
C-USA · 4–8
–
–
Kennesaw State
C-USA · 10–4
–
–
Louisiana
Sun Belt · 6–7
–
–
Bowling Green
MAC · 4–8
–
–
Arkansas State
Sun Belt · 7–6
–
–
Middle Tennessee
C-USA · 3–9
–
–
Air Force
Mountain West · 4–8
–
–
WKU
C-USA · 9–4
–
–
Tulsa
American · 4–8
–
–
Utah State
Mountain West · 6–7
–
–
Missouri State
C-USA · 7–6
–
–
Temple
American · 5–7
–
–
Old Dominion
Sun Belt · 10–3
–
–
Northwestern
Big Ten · 7–6
–
–
FIU
C-USA · 7–6
–
–
New Mexico State
C-USA · 4–8
–
–
San Jose State
Mountain West · 3–9
–
–
South Alabama
Sun Belt · 4–8
–
–
UMass
MAC · 0–12
–
–
Charlotte
American · 1–11
–
–
Rice
American · 5–8
–
–
Florida Atlantic
American · 4–8
–
–
Nevada
Mountain West · 3–9
–
–
Miami (Ohio)
MAC · 7–7
–
–
Northern Illinois
MAC · 3–9
–
–
Akron
MAC · 5–7
–
–
UL Monroe
Sun Belt · 3–9
–
–
Ball State
MAC · 4–8
–
–
Kent State
MAC · 5–7
–
–
Sacramento State
FCS · 7–5
–
–
California
ACC · 7–6
–
–
Jacksonville State
C-USA · 9–5
–
–
Buffalo
MAC · 5–7
–
–
Georgia State
Sun Belt · 1–11
–
–
Eastern Michigan
MAC · 4–8
–

100 of 138 fanbases rank on this metric; the rest are listed under the ranked set without a rank, never ranked last.

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